by Chris Dachille | Aug 20, 2021 | Baltimore Orioles, Baltimore Ravens
Buoyed by a combination of lemon-like infused punch and a willingness to embarrass myself, I approached the attractive homecoming queen Claire as I hoped to at the very worst mouth out words that added up to a request to dance. I never made it within a whiff of her...
by Chris Dachille | Aug 2, 2021 | Golf, Olympics
Did you stay up until 3 AM on Sunday morning to watch a golf tournament with more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie? Did you see the current Masters champion, Japan’s Hideki Matsuyama provide a double espresso shot of optimism for a country and Olympic Games...
by Chris Dachille | Jul 24, 2021 | Olympics
When we used to go to restaurants in the time before the pandemic, they had this thing called “happy hour.” It usually featured a bunch of alcoholic drinks that no one liked and a sliver of food options that passed the test instead of cooking – and it came with a...
by Chris Dachille | Jul 19, 2021 | Golf
Louis Oosthuizen can’t feel bad about his third place finish in The Open Championship over the weekend. After all, he didn’t come in second. Oostie shot a final round over par – in the final game (or pairing) – to take himself out of contention for his second Claret...
by Chris Dachille | Jun 9, 2021 | NBA
Taylor Swift opens her song “Style” wondering how long she’s heard from her lover of the moment. She then blends into a verbal circle about teen angst and relationships with an extremely catchy beat that absolutely became the anthem for a certain demographic longing...
